Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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