Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
It's blow job season.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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