I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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