My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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