The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She's the barista slut.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Randomize