the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together