Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?