Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.