he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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