You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
