i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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