Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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