so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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