His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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