So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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