what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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