I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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