this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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