Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
