She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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