ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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