Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I need you to use more vowels.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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