My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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