How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
