Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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