I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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