OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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