If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
one might say we're banned from that church
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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