Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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