They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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