you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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