doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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