So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
And then he peed in my hair
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