can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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