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So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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