so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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