He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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