The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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