I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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