I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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