I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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