I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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