she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
