OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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