i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
