Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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