just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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