you suck at this game today
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night