We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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