why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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