if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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