I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Drunk is not a location!
Randomize
