like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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