I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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