I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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