check it out our google latitudes are spooning
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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